The Bridesmaids are NOT happy! -

"The Incredibly Hip Cut and the Hideous Gown"
digital collage by Mick Mather

It's funny, sometimes, the things that you recall when laying back, eyes closed, mind wandering in the free-association zone. Today it was the outright bitchy complaining of a trio of young women who were being fitted for their gowns. I had to admit, this particular travesty was lots closer in style to one of Little Debbie's Cakes than it was to a ceremonial dress. Anyway, it's Saturday night and, while there may not be that many receptions going on this time of year, my hat is off to all of the maids, sitting in agony and wondering where the darned limo to whisk the newly betrothed away can possibly be. Pass the brandy, please.